Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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