It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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