Whod you bang
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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