Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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