i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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