my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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