doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
