She said her name was "party"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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