Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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