Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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