I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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