I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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