You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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