yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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