Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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