Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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