I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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