so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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