And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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