South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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