I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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