So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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