check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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