taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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