Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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