The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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