Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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