omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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