what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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