areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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