Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
North Korea, Best Korea!
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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