come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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