While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Randomize
