Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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