Just fell off a train. Bad.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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