Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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