I'm jealous of your bromance
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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