Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize