I want to make a zoo with you.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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