I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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