Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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