we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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