You surviving the open bar?
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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