their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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