Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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