Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
