i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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