me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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