what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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