Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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