We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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