Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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