Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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