I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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