i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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